Why Not Whip The Teacher

If Only It Was As Easy To Banish Hunger By Rubbing The Belly As It Is To Masturbate.

When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With Greetings, And Asked If He Wanted Anything, Diogenes Replied "yes, Stand A Little Out Of My Sunshine."

When I Look Upon Seamen, Men Of Science And Philosophers, Man Is The Wisest Of All Beings; When I Look Upon Priests And Prophets Nothing Is As Contemptible As Man.

The Health And Vigor Necessary For The Practice Of What Is Good, Depend Equally On Both Mind And Body.

We Have Complicated Every Simple Gift Of The Gods.