I Have Nothing To Ask

Ability In Man Is An Apt Good, If It Be Applied To Good Ends.

He Was Breakfasting In The Marketplace, And The Bystanders Gathered Round Him With Cries Of "dog." "it Is You Who Are Dogs," Cried He, "when You Stand Round And Watch Me At My Breakfast."

I Pissed On The Man Who Called Me A Dog. Why Was He So Surprised?

Protagoras Asserted That There Are Two Sides To Every Question, Exactly Opposite To Each Other.

When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With Greetings, And Asked If He Wanted Anything, Diogenes Replied "yes, Stand A Little Out Of My Sunshine."