You Will Become A Teacher

Blushing Is The Color Of Virtue.

If Only It Was As Easy To Banish Hunger By Rubbing The Belly As It Is To Masturbate.

In A Rich Man's House There Is No Place To Spit But His Face.

One Day, Observing A Child Drinking Out Of His Hands, He Cast Away The Cup From His Wallet With The Words, "a Child Has Beaten Me In Plainness Of Living."

He Was Seized And Dragged Off To King Philip, And Being Asked Who He Was, Replied, "a Spy Upon Your Insatiable Greed."