Who Remembers When We Used

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed

It Is Pretty Hard To Tell What Does Bring Happiness; Poverty And Wealth Have Both Failed.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A Thousand Times More Agreeable To Meet Than The Feller That Never Makes A Mistake.

Very Often The Quiet Fellow Has Said All He Knows