Laugh, And The World Laughs

If At First You Do Succeed Don't Take Any More Chances.

As To Those Who Hoard Gold And Silver And Spend It Not In God's Path, Give Them, Then, The Tidings Of A Painful Agony: On A Day When These Things Shall Be Heated In Hell-fire, And Their Foreheads, And Their Sides, And Their Backs Shall Be Branded Therewith.

Nobody Ever Grew Despondent Looking For Trouble.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

Kindness Goes A Long Ways Lots Of Times When It Ought To Stay At Home.