If At First You Do

When Some Folks Agree With My Opinions I Begin To Suspect I'm Wrong.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

The Only Way To Entertain Some Folks Is To Listen To Them.

A Lot Of Thanksgiving Days Have Been Ruined By Not Carving The Turkey In The Kitchen.

Lots Of Fellows Think A Home Is Only Good To Borrow Money On.