When Some Folks Agree With

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

The Hardest Thing Is To Take Less When You Can Get More.

Lots Of Fellows Think A Home Is Only Good To Borrow Money On.

Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.