Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

Another Bad Thing About "prosperity" Is That You Can't Jingle Any Money Without Being Under Suspicion

Live So That You Can At Least Get The Benefit Of The Doubt.

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.

A Lot Of Thanksgiving Days Have Been Ruined By Not Carving The Turkey In The Kitchen.