Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

Making A Long Stay Short Is A Great Aid To Popularity.

A Sympathizer Is A Fellow That's For You As Long As It Doesn't Cost Anything.

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.

Washing Your Car And Polishing It All Up Is A Never Failing Sign Of Rain.

Some Folks Pay A Compliment Like They Went Down In Their Pocket For It.