Some Fellows Get Credit For

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You. Weep, An' It Keeps On Laughin'.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

The Worst Waste Of Breath, Next To Playing A Saxophone, Is Advising A Son

Don't A Fellow Feel Good After He Gets Out Of A Store Where He Nearly Bought Something.

The Fellow That Agrees With Everything You Say Is Either A Fool Or He Is Getting Ready To Skin You.