Only One Fellow In Ten

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

Universal Peace Sounds Ridiculous To The Head Of An Average Family.

Kindness Goes A Long Ways Lots Of Times When It Ought To Stay At Home.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.

If The Government Was As Afraid Of Disturbing The Consumer As It Is Of Disturbing Business, This Would Be Some Democracy.