Kindness Goes A Long Ways

Now And Then An Innocent Man Is Sent To The Legislature.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

Making A Long Stay Short Is A Great Aid To Popularity.

If At First You Do Succeed Don't Take Any More Chances.

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.