Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't

We Like Little Children, Because They Tear Out As Soon As They Get What They Want.

Being An Optimist After You've Got Everything You Want Doesn't Count.

If There's Anything Mean In A Feller, A Litter Authority Will Bring It Out.

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.

The Safe Way To Double Your Money Is To Fold It Over Once And Put It In Your Pocket.