The Rich Man And His

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.

A Bee Is Never As Busy As It Seems; It's Just That It Can't Buzz Any Slower.

One Of The Commonest Mistakes Is Thinking Your Worries Are Over When Your Children Get Married.

The Safe Way To Double Your Money Is To Fold It Over Once And Put It In Your Pocket.