You Won't Skid If You

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody Knows The Difference.

In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's Still The Style To Be Late.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.