I Haven't Heard Of Anybody

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.

The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually Wants Something That Doesn't Belong To Him.

When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody Knows The Difference.

Nobody Ever Grew Despondent Looking For Trouble.