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Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

When Some Folks Agree With My Opinions I Begin To Suspect I'm Wrong.

It's What A Fellow Thinks He Knows That Hurts Him.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

In Order To Live Off A Garden, You Practically Have To Live In It.