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Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.

Nobody Works As Hard For His Money As The Man Who Marries It.

Nothing Dispels Enthusiasm Like A Small Admission Fee.

My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws Of Death Is Marrying Some Woman Who Has Lost Three Husbands.

Lack Of Pep Is Often Mistaken For Patience.