Nothing Dispels Enthusiasm Like A

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

It Don't Make No Difference What Is Is, A Woman'll Buy Anything She Thinks A Store Is Losin' Money On.

Peace Has Its Victories No Less Than War, But It Doesn't Have As Many Monuments To Unveil.