A Sympathizer Is A Fellow

There Is Nothing So Aggravating As A Fresh Boy Who Is Too Old To Ignore And Too Young To Kick.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

A Grouch Escapes So Many Little Annoyances That It Almost Pays To Be One.

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.

The Safe Way To Double Your Money Is To Fold It Over Once And Put It In Your Pocket.