A Good Listener Is Usually

When You Consider What A Chance Women Have To Poison Their Husbands, It's A Wonder There Isn't More Of It Done

It Is Pretty Hard To Tell What Does Bring Happiness; Poverty And Wealth Have Both Failed.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

Washing Your Car And Polishing It All Up Is A Never Failing Sign Of Rain.

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified