The Only Time Some Fellows

A Grouch Escapes So Many Little Annoyances That It Almost Pays To Be One.

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

The Man Who Says "i May Be Wrong, But--" Does Not Believe There Can Be Any Such Possibility.

Peace Has Its Victories No Less Than War, But It Doesn't Have As Many Monuments To Unveil.

The Safe Way To Double Your Money Is To Fold It Over Once And Put It In Your Pocket.