The Fellow That Agrees With

Lack Of Pep Is Often Mistaken For Patience.

There Isn't Much To Be Seen In A Little Town, But What You Hear Makes Up For It.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed

Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.