Lack Of Pep Is Often

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

Every Once In A While Someone Without A Single Bad Habit Gets Caught.

Lots Of Fellows Think A Home Is Only Good To Borrow Money On.

A Grouch Escapes So Many Little Annoyances That It Almost Pays To Be One.