Lack Of Pep Is Often

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart Was A Power Politically Fer Years, But He Never Got Prominent Enough T' Have His Speeches Garbled.

There's No Secret About Success. Did You Ever Know A Successful Man Who Didn't Tell You About It?

Another Bad Thing About "prosperity" Is That You Can't Jingle Any Money Without Being Under Suspicion

Being An Optimist After You've Got Everything You Want Doesn't Count.