When I Was A Boy

It Would Be Useless To Bomb Washington. If You Destroy One Building, They Already Have Two Other Buildings Completely Staffed With People Doing Exactly The Same Thing.

You Must Pay For Your Sins. If You Have Already Paid, Please Ignore This Notice.

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.

The Simplest Toy, One Which Even The Youngest Child Can Operate, Is Called A Grandparent.

How Wise Are Thy Commandments O Lord. Each One Of Them Applies To Somebody Or Other I Know.