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If You Die In An Elevator, Be Sure To Push The Up Button.

The Reason Grandparents And Grandchildren Get Along So Well Is That They Have A Common Enemy.

I Admit That: My Wife Is Outspoken, But By Whom?

When I Came Home And Showed My Mother My Report Card With A Mark Of 98 In Arithmetic, She Wanted To Know Who Had Gotten The Other Two Points.

Happiness Is A By-product. You Cannot Pursue It By Itself.