I Admit That: My Wife

When I Was A Boy I Used To Do What My Father Wanted. Now I Have To Do What My Boy Wants. My Problem Is: When Am I Going To Do What I Want?

The Puritans Came To America To Worship In Their Way And To Force Everybody Else To Do The Same Thing.

A Woman's Place Is In The Home. Why Should She Go Out And Take Away A Workingman's Pay Instead Of Staying Home And Stealing Out Of His Jacket Like A Good Wife.

It's A Good Thing That When God Created The Rainbow He Didn't Consult A Decorator Or He Would Still Be Picking Colors.

The Simplest Toy, One Which Even The Youngest Child Can Operate, Is Called A Grandparent.