Whatever It Is, I'm Against

I Don't Care To Belong To A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

Groucho: You Know I Think You're The Most Beautiful Woman In The World? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, But I Don't Mind Lying If It Gets Me Somewhere.

In Any Relationship, The Woman Has Control, The Clever Ones Don't Let The Men Know.

Time Flies Like An Arrow; Fruit Flies Like A Banana

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip