Whatever It Is, I'm Against

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

Why A Four-year-old Child Could Understand This Report. Run Out And Find Me A Four-year-old Child. I Can't Make Head Nor Tail Out Of It.

Military Intelligence Is A Contradiction In Terms.

My Plans Are Still In Embryo, A Town On The Edge Of Wishful Thinking.