Ice Water? Get Some Onions

Many Years Ago I Chased A Woman For Almost Two Years, Only To Discover That Her Tastes Were Exactly Like Mine: We Both Were Crazy About Girls.

No One Is Completely Unhappy At The Failure Of His Best Friend.

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water.