What The World Needs Is

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

Marriage Is A Triumph Of Habit Over Hate.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

So Little Time And So Little To Do.