I'm A Self-made Man. Who

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.