I'm A Self-made Man. Who

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.