Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.