Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.