When I Can't Sleep, I

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.