I Don't Drink. I Don't

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.