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Marriage Is A Triumph Of Habit Over Hate.

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower