Roses Are Red, Violets Are

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

I Am No More Humble Than My Talents Require.