Roses Are Red, Violets Are

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)