I Never Watch The Dinah

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)