Harpo, She's A Lovely Person.

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.