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If You Put Me In South Park, That Audience Is Going To Fall Asleep In Five Minutes.

I Was A Lawyer For 10 Years, And When Youre In Law, Things Really Have To Get Done, Or Somebody Sues You. Its A Great Trick.

Most Poetry Just Confounds Me. I Really Want To Like It, But I Can't Help Thinking It's A Hoax. (p. 24)

If Somebody Is Not On The Same Page With Me Humor Wise, I Can't Give Them That.

It's Best To Love Your Family As You Would A Siberian Tiger-from A Distance, Preferably Separated By Bars.