If You Put Me In

When I Say 'friends,' I Use That Term Loosely, As I Don't Actually Have Any.

Basically, I Learned To Read By Reading 'peanuts,' Just Wanting To Know What They Were Saying.

When You Can't Draw Chameleons And You Can't Draw Blenders, It's A Bad Idea To Write Strips Where Chameleons Become Blenders.

Brits Have A Better Sense Of Humor In Most Ways. It's Darker, More Cutting.

If A Restaurant Offers Crayons, I Always Take Them And Color Throughout The Meal. It Beats Talking To The People I Came To Dinner With.