We Have Two Kinds Of

The Worst Gift Is A Fruitcake. There Is Only One Fruitcake In The Entire World, And People Keep Sending It To Each Other.

I Owe One Thing To My Public - The Best Performance I Can Give.

May You Have The Income Of A Republican And The Sex Life Of A Democrat!

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We Have Two Kinds Of Air: Regular And Chunky Style.