Was The Buddha Married? His

It's Not The Hair On Your Head That Matters. It's The Kind Of Hair You Have Inside.

I Sold My House This Week. I Got A Pretty Good Price For It, But It Made My Landlord Mad As Hell

I Play Basketball On Sundays And I'm A Very Spiritual Guy; I Read A Lot Of Eastern Philosophy And I Meditate.

I Like Going Into Nature And That's Where I'm Happiest.

I Practice Safe Sex - I Use An Airbag.