I Play Basketball On Sundays

I Remember Learning To Drive On My Dad's Lap. Did You Guys Ever Do That? He'd Work The Brakes. I'd Work The Wheel. Then I Went To Take The Driver's Test And Sat On The Examiner's Lap. I Failed The Exam. But He Still Writes To Me. That's The Really Nice Part.

Carol Burnett Was Particularly Funny. She Swore For The First Time On Television On Larry Sanders.

I Like Going Into Nature And That's Where I'm Happiest.

I Don''t Like This Reality Television, I Have To Be Honest;i Think Real People Should Not Be On Television; It''s For Special People Like Us, People Who Have Trained And Studied To Appear To Be Real

I'm Very Loyal In A Relationship. Any Relationship. When I Go Out With My Mom, I Don't Look At Other Moms And Go, "i Wonder What Her Macaroni And Cheese Tastes Like."