They Should Put Expiration Dates

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

I Guess He Wanted To See A Little More Sexual Activity Because In Real Life, In Bed I Think Less Is More And Let The Woman Come To Me. Frankly, I Don't Even Need A Woman There.

You Know It's Funny That None Of The Regular Late-night Shows Now Use Guest Hosts The Way Johnny Did. No One Talks About It Much, But It's Curious That They Don't Do It. They Would Each Have To Be Asked The Reason Why They Don't.

Oysters Are Supposed To Enhance Your Sexual Performance, But They Don't Work For Me. Maybe I Put Them On Too Soon.

I Think I Look Great In Green, And I'm Going To Start Wearing More Green.