Nice Guys Finish First. If

I Play Basketball On Sundays And I'm A Very Spiritual Guy; I Read A Lot Of Eastern Philosophy And I Meditate.

I Sold My House This Week. I Got A Pretty Good Price For It, But It Made My Landlord Mad As Hell

I Remember Learning To Drive On My Dad's Lap. Did You Guys Ever Do That? He'd Work The Brakes. I'd Work The Wheel. Then I Went To Take The Driver's Test And Sat On The Examiner's Lap. I Failed The Exam. But He Still Writes To Me. That's The Really Nice Part.

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

I Like Going Into Nature And That's Where I'm Happiest.