In The Year 2525, That

I Have Such Poor Vision I Can Date Anybody.

I Play Basketball On Sundays And I'm A Very Spiritual Guy; I Read A Lot Of Eastern Philosophy And I Meditate.

Without Comedy As A Defense Mechanism I Wouldn't Be Able To Survive.

I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know.

When I'm Not In A Relationship, I Shave One Leg. That Way, When I Sleep, It Feels Like I'm With A Woman.