I Sold My House This

You Know It's Funny That None Of The Regular Late-night Shows Now Use Guest Hosts The Way Johnny Did. No One Talks About It Much, But It's Curious That They Don't Do It. They Would Each Have To Be Asked The Reason Why They Don't.

Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would Say, "are You Just Going To Sit Around Like That All Day?"

I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know.

I'm Good In Bed, Actually, And I Think I Could Learn To Be A Good Communicator, Too. The Only Trouble With That Is It Leads To Marriage.

Without Comedy As A Defense Mechanism I Wouldn't Be Able To Survive.