Carol Burnett Was Particularly Funny.

I Remember Learning To Drive On My Dad's Lap. Did You Guys Ever Do That? He'd Work The Brakes. I'd Work The Wheel. Then I Went To Take The Driver's Test And Sat On The Examiner's Lap. I Failed The Exam. But He Still Writes To Me. That's The Really Nice Part.

Yes, I'm A Nice Man And I Enjoy Babies. I'm A Sensitive Guy. I Held A Baby The Other Day And It Was The First Time Either Of Us Cried.

I'm Dating A Woman Now Who, Evidently, Is Unaware Of It.

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

My Friends Tell Me I Have An Intimacy Problem. But They Don't Really Know Me.