Yes, I'm A Nice Man

The Comic Strip Is What I Looked At, And It's Another Reason I Did It. The Comic Strip, Where Animals Would Comment On Human Behaviour, Interested Me.

I'm Very Loyal In Relationships. Even When I Go Out With My Mom I Don't Look At Other Moms.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.

I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know.

My Friends Tell Me I Have An Intimacy Problem. But They Don't Really Know Me.