I Practice Safe Sex -

I Don't Know How To Ground Myself Without The Other Actor Present.

When I'm Not In A Relationship, I Shave One Leg. That Way, When I Sleep, It Feels Like I'm With A Woman.

You Know It's Funny That None Of The Regular Late-night Shows Now Use Guest Hosts The Way Johnny Did. No One Talks About It Much, But It's Curious That They Don't Do It. They Would Each Have To Be Asked The Reason Why They Don't.

It's Not The Hair On Your Head That Matters. It's The Kind Of Hair You Have Inside.

Without Comedy As A Defense Mechanism I Wouldn't Be Able To Survive.