Valentine's Day Was Created By

I Don't Have A Type, Really. But I've Always Been More Attracted To Girls Who Yell Fire.

The World Is Full Of Horrible Things.

It's Always Difficult When Someone Close To You Passes Away. But It's Really Tough When They're On Top Of You.

I'll Be Very Busy, Which Is All I Need.

Valentine's Day Was Created By The Greeting Card Industry To Get Pussy.