Until Eve Arrived, This Was

Adolescence Isn't A Period; It's A Coma.

Middle Age Is The Time Of Life That A Man First Notices In His Wife.

In Larger Things We Are Convivial; What Causes Trouble Is The Trivial.

G Is For Green, That's Constructed To Roll In Every Direction Away From The Hole.

That Money Talks, I'll Not Deny, I Heard It Once: It Said, 'goodbye'.